Andrew is a dashing young teacher-to-be who’s main goal in life is to rob a casino vault with his ten equally handsome and talented friends, including one Chinese gymnast to prove how “diverse” his group of friends are.
He also enjoys going to art galleries and commenting things on how they really are. Like you know how people will stare at a photo of a pot and discuss how the emptiness of the pot represents the human soul? Yeah, Andrew will go up to them and be like “Gentlemen! I believe the real question is: Is it a pot? Or is it an urn? Or possibly even a jar?” Then he would proceed to look at the name of the picture that says “Souless Urn” and be like “AHA! It’s an urn!” Then he’d walk away smoking an imaginary pipe. Because you know, pipes make you look cool. And Andrew understands the mechanics of how pipes make you look cool, but he’s too concerned over his health to smoke a real pipe.
Andrew also enjoys bullshitting things. Hence the “About” page.
