Thanks to NP for this suggestion
Let’s keep it short and simple. I wouldn’t survive the zombie apocalypse. I don’t have any survival skills or any people skills. People won’t look to me for leadership or anything like that. I don’t know how to clean/reload/maintain a firearm. But I can swing a mean tire iron.
Here’s what I’m hoping will happen if the zombie apocalypse finally does come. If I’m lucky, I can get away from the populated areas with as many family members/loved ones as I can. If I’m super lucky, I’ll survive long enough to be picked up by a band of survivors with members who DO have survival skills. From there, I secretly hope my charm and humor can keep group morale up long enough for them to forget that I’m a complete waste of resources.
It’s not much of a plan, but it is a plan. I don’t plan to grab a shotgun and go gung ho on a bunch of zombies when I know my chances of survival are extremely limited. Sticking to other people that know what the hell they’re doing is much smarter than trying to be by myself. Strength in numbers!
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September 18, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Isabelle
Nice answer, I wouldn’t have thought of this. I was actually thinking of getting weapons and act like Rambo.
October 5, 2010 at 8:32 pm
.venny.
that’s a pretty good plan. but it’s a risky plan. there are posters over our faculty buildings telling us to get our One Cards validated in case of a zombie apocolypse so we can have access to secret places where zombies won’t find us. well, guess what? my one card is validated. i will survive by hiding in those secret facilities.
i like this post.